Busted!
You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors. (Secret)
Cable Svengali
Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television. (Secret)
Cheapskate Ladykiller
You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eveâs Penthouse with only seven tax
Credit Watcher Extraordinaire
Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him. (Se
Defying Physics
Donât try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm. (Secret)
Enabler of the Year
Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife. (Secret)
Fiscally Responsible
Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers! (Secret)
Frontier Pharmacist
At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau dâ Larry. (Secret)
Handy to Have Around the House
You can fix anything! What woman wouldnât love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll. (Secret)
Hey, Is This Yours?
Maybe Adam doesnât need Olga right now, but he could later, when the moneyâs gone and spending ends, and they donât come âround no more. Awarded for s
I Can Walk the Walk!
Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us. (Secret)
Is That All There is?
Congratulations! Youâve now heard every joke this comedian knows. (Secret)
Is This Something To Be Proud of?
Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say? (Secret)
Law and Order: Lost Wages
Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window. (Secret)
Law and Order: Lost Wages II
This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse. (Secret)
Lubber Band
Well, well. That wasnât the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ânâ Go store. (Secret)
Making Friends Everywhere You Go
You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat. (Secret)
Mugger Mayhem
You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger. (Secret)
No Boundaries
Youâll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz. (Secret)
Not With My Whale, You Donât!
Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say âSome cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.â Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whaleâ
Nuclear Crotch
Unprotected sex? In the â80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber. (Secret)
Oh. My. God.
You did it. You not only got laid, but youâve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve. (Secret)
Order of the White Pants
Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPSâs. (Secret)
Pretty (Gross) Woman
Youâve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber. (Secret)
Road Rash
âSomebody get the scraper!â Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle. (Secret)
Safe Citizen
Itâs the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker. (Secret)
Secret Agent Man
Keep this up and youâll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite
Something to Tell the Grandkids
She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll. (Secret)
Swirlie Swan Song
What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom. (Secret)
Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?
Sâway to go! Youâre the living embodiment of the word âtipsy!â Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's. (Secret)
Thatâll Do, Pig
Youâre ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet. (Sec
The Old and The Hopeless
Youâre showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone. (Secret)
Tool Grabber
Youâre taking âdumpster divingâ quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster. (Secret)
Unexpected Disco Stud
Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69. (Secret)
Urine Luck!
Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog. (Secret)
We Wouldâve Brought a Gift
But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddinâ Ready chapel. (Secret)
Whole Lotta Shakinâ Goinâ On
Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. Thatâs why weâre here.
Yankmaster
Youâve always loved to yank the olâ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine. (Secret)
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You are so proud. Now donât tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eveâs hot tub. (Secret)
You Love This Game!
Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet. (Secret)