Achievement
Description
Value
100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
10
500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime
25
Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
10
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
40
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40
Beat a Winner
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match
40
Birth Certificate
Create a contestant
5
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
15
Consolation Achievement
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
20
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
10
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
30
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
15
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
5
Enscrewsiast
Screw 50 times
15
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
30
Great Crowd (secret)
Laugh at an easy joke
20
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
5
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
50
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40
Lose to a Loser
Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
15
Menage-a-Quatre
Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE
20
Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third-highest rating
20
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
10
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve the second-highest rating
40
Overconsumer
Listen to all the commercials during the credits
20
Perfect Attendance
Play episodes 1-73
73
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
5
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
37
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
15
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
15
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
25
The Game's Half Empty
Play episodes 1-37
5
The Game's Half Full
Play episodes 1-36
5
The Regis
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
50
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
10
Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating
50
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
50
Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
20