What had begun as a straightforward quest to banish the Shapeshifter Witch and free the good wizard Calypso, has become hideously strange. Only this morning I was eaten by an amphibian whose table manners were quite appalling. As if that wasn't a sufficiently inconvenient start to the day, within minutes I was leered at by a'rock which flatly returned to say a word.

What had begun as a straightforward quest to banish the Shapeshifter Witch and free the good wizard Calypso, has become hideously strange. Only this morning I was eaten by an amphibian whose table manners were quite appalling. As if that wasn't a sufficiently inconvenient start to the day, within minutes I was leered at by a'rock which flatly returned to say a word.