Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the show. You're in for quite a treat with Fiendish Freddy's Big Top O' Fun. We have not one, not two, but six, count 'em six, zany games of circus excitement. Yes, friends, a real sports-o-rama. Soon you'll be the talk of your neighborhood as you compete in the death-defying events in this circus extravaganza. And a word to the wise - watch out for that rascal of a saboteur, that do-er of dastardly deeds, that vindictive victim of the rare form of dementia known as circusus interruptus - the one, the only, Fiendish Freddy.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the show. You're in for quite a treat with Fiendish Freddy's Big Top O' Fun. We have not one, not two, but six, count 'em six, zany games of circus excitement. Yes, friends, a real sports-o-rama. Soon you'll be the talk of your neighborhood as you compete in the death-defying events in this circus extravaganza. And a word to the wise - watch out for that rascal of a saboteur, that do-er of dastardly deeds, that vindictive victim of the rare form of dementia known as circusus interruptus - the one, the only, Fiendish Freddy.