Ben Mosely Alternate Hero
Get the top score on Ben Mosely Pain Arena
Ben Mosely Pain Arena
Beat 'Mosely, Round Two' in Story Mode
Clown John Alternate Hero
Beat all of story mode on Hard
Danny Witwer Pain Arena
Beat 'Rooftop Battle' in Story Mode
G.I. John Alternate Hero
Beat all of Story Mode on Easy or higher
Hero Difficulty
Beat all of story mode on Hard
Ken Nara Alternate Hero
Get the top score on Ken Nara Pain Arena
Ken Nara Pain Arena
Beat 'Brawl in the Sprawl' in Story Mode
Lizard John Alternate Hero
Beat Story Mode on the Hero Difficulty
Nikki Jameson Alternate Hero
Get the top score on Nikki Jameson Pain Arena
Nikki Jameson Pain Arena
Beat 'Return of Suspect: Nikki Jameson' in Story Mode (You must defeat Nikki by draining her life bar. You cannot throw her into the pit.)
Robot John Alternate Hero
Collect all the cash in every level in Story Mode
Super John Alternate Hero
Get the top score on Danny Witwer Pain Arena
Zombie John Alternate Hero
Beat all of Story Mode on Normal or higher