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Postal 2
Postal 2
Although you can decapitate shoppers, destroy cars, and shoot people, Postal 2 is only as violent as you are. In missions that range from cashing a check at the bank and buying milk to treating an illness to delivering a gift, you can decide whether to act recklessly or civilly. The game lets you explore open-ended environments, where you can interact with civilians, marching bands, dogs, cats, protesters, policemen, and more. You'll have weapons to choose from but actually using them is completely up to you.
Description
Postal 2
Although you can decapitate shoppers, destroy cars, and shoot people, Postal 2 is only as violent as you are. In missions that range from cashing a check at the bank and buying milk to treating an illness to delivering a gift, you can decide whether to act recklessly or civilly. The game lets you explore open-ended environments, where you can interact with civilians, marching bands, dogs, cats, protesters, policemen, and more. You'll have weapons to choose from but actually using them is completely up to you.
Steam Achievements
This title has a total of 69 Steam Achievements. Meet the specified conditions, where applicable, to receive the Achievement.
Achievement
Description
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Cesar Millan is Gay
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Found 'em faster than GWB
Discovered the hidden Taliban base. (Secret)
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Gary vs. a Giant Penis
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. (Secret)
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
Found one of the hidden underground sewers. (Secret)
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
(no official description)
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
John Rambo'd!
Made a very long killing spree. (Secret)
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
SCREW that game!
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. (Secret)
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
There's always money in the banana stand
Found the secret bank exit on Monday. (Secret)
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
You are not alone
Observed an NPC going POSTAL! (Secret)
Macintosh
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