...But Can You Parallel Park?
Make it through outer space without taking any damage.
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way up the Dragon (secret)
Defeat General Dragon.
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A Speech for Sore Ears
Wear yourself out listening to Mr. Pink.
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A Toothache Named Disaster (secret)
Defeat General Tiger.
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Best Actor (secret)
Unlock all trophies.
Platinum
Better Squidaddle
Don't take any damage while riding the squid.
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Bonus Maximus
Complete all Bonus Stages within the time limit.
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Butterball Bailout
Find the secret route while on a diet.
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Bye Bye Bunnie (secret)
Defeat General Rabbit.
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Calibrus Unleashed (secret)
Make your first cut with Calibrus.
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Crabherd: It's Like a Shepherd for Crabs
Keep all the baby crabs safe.
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Death of a Sales Rat (secret)
Defeat General Rat.
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Dog on a Short Tin Leash (secret)
Defeat General Dog.
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Double Trouble
Play with a friend for the first time.
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Every Squirrel Has Its Thorns
Anger the mother of all squirrels.
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Fiddler on the Woof (secret)
Defeat General Robo-Dog.
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Flagrant Misconduct
Foul the Witch in the wrestling ring.
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Fly Beta Kappa
Defeat the Kappagaeru without touching the ground.
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Head Hoarder (secret)
Find every type of head.
Silver
Head Hunter (secret)
Find 50 different types of heads.
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Hole-Diggin' Varmints!
Save all the Wild Waste locals.
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I'll Second String YOU!
PLAYER 2: Defeat 50 grubs.
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Is That a Mask, or Is That Your Face?
Peek in on all the wrestlers' home lives.
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It's a Grubby Job, But...
Defeat 1,000 grubs.
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La Cage aux Fowls (secret)
Defeat General Rooster.
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Lead Sparkleholic
Collect 10,000 Moonsparkles.
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Long Snake's Journey Into Plight (secret)
Defeat General Snake.
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Luna Kazooed (secret)
Watch the Moon Witch transform Pikarina and Ying Yang in every possible way.
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Mass Exodus
Set 22 puppet children free in a single playthrough.
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Moon Gravity
Use cuts 100 times to juggle grubs and keep them in the air.
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Much Apork About Mutton (secret)
Defeat Generals Pig and Sheep.
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No Dragon Your Heels
Make it across General Dragon's back without taking any damage.
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Nosferatu Blues
Listen to Dracula's entire rant.
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Now That's Using Your Head (Hur, Hur)
Use every Head Action correctly.
Gold
On the Rocks
Reunite all the iceberg dwellers for a toast.
Bronze
Predictably Gullible
Shoot down all the seagulls using the deck cannons.
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Read Between the Lines
Read all the picture books.
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Recapitated (secret)
Obtain your first head.
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Shear Genius?
Make 10,000 cuts with Calibrus.
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Shmup to Scratch
Shoot down all the pigeon squadrons.
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Soul Searcher (secret)
Rescue your first soul.
Bronze
Soul Searcherer (secret)
Rescue a ton of captive souls.
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Soul Searcherest (secret)
Rescue all of the captive souls.
Silver
Sparktacular
Collect all the Hundredsparkles using Kutaro.
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Strapping Jockey
Win the train race without taking any damage.
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Super Buccaneer Grapple Master
Defeat 100 grubs after reeling them in with the Hookclaw.
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Super Chivalry Deflection Master
Perform 300 successful Guards.
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Super Luchador Pancake Master
Defeat 30 grubs using Body Slams.
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Super Ninjitsu Kablooey Master
Defeat 3 grubs with a single Bomb.
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Supporting Sparkleholic
PLAYER 2: Collect 3,000 Moonsparkles.
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Surgical Striker
Cut all the souls from all the Weavers without letting a single one recover.
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The Cruelty of Youth
Turn all the caterpillars into butterflies, then cut them down.
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The Flawed Couple (secret)
Defeat General Horse.
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The Other Flying Circus
Perform 20 consecutive Boost Cuts without touching the ground.
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The Spacemonkey Falleth (secret)
Defeat General Monkey.
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The Taming of the Moo (secret)
Defeat General Bull.
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The Tyrant's Inner Tyrant
Open the nested Moon Bear King doll all the way.
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The Wooden Shoe Drops (secret)
Witness the end of each of the three puppet fugitives.
Silver
Three-Second Rule
Pick up your fallen head 100 times.
Bronze
Triple Tete (secret)
Arm yourself with three of the same head.
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Ursus Descending (secret)
Defeat the Moon Bear King.
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What the Cat Drags In (secret)
Investigate the environment for the first time.
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Who Needs Enemies? (secret)
PLAYER 2: Throw away Player 1's head 10 times.
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