Bard's Tale ARPG: Remastered and Resnarkled

You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song, you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage! Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure featuring: 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!), a vast world to explore, a full cast of bizarre NPCs, and over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat. Plus, there are 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you, over 150 unique items, more song-and-dance numbers than any other game, and over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting...

You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song, you summon characters to join your quest for coin and cleavage! Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure featuring: 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!), a vast world to explore, a full cast of bizarre NPCs, and over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat. Plus, there are 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you, over 150 unique items, more song-and-dance numbers than any other game, and over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent. It also includes the original classic games The Bard's Tale 1, 2, and 3.